"Ah yes hello, God? Yeah hey, this is Jeremy. Yeah. Hey listen, I was wondering if you could cut the crap with the weather. Yeah, I know, it's just that---well yeah, exactly, it's freezing, which is fine, but the actual snow and shitty road conditions are getting on everyone's ner---what's that? Oh, well yes, I guess it is kinda pretty, it's just that---what? Yeah, the cows are handling it ok, but the thing is, they don't ride bikes, so it doesn't really matter what they think.......mm hm...oh, yeah? Okay, well I never really thought of it that way, it's just that the race season starts soon, and training has been pretty tough----no, I know, being stoned would be a lot tougher---right, and at least we have wheels----yeah, yeah, ok got it. Well nevermind then I guess. Yeah. Ok sure, talk to you later."
God says maybe later.
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